If life had do-overs, this would be one of yours. When you push the button marked turbo, the hovercraft careens out of control and smashes into a parked police car, tin-canning it. Everything goes dark. When you come to, red-and-blue flashing lights surround you and the hovercraft is nowhere in sight. A policeman with no sense of humor helps you up, then handcuffs you. He doesn’t even release you when you tell him you’re a close friend of Tosca Lee. After a short hospital visit and a longer jail visit, you’re free, but you missed the conference.